Dark Black is White and Light White is Black

This is my first blog. It was initially posted as a Guest Post on http://nogard.wordpress.com/2008/02/10/dark-black-is-white-and-light-white-is-black-guest-post/

Have you ever wondered about the opposite universe or rather the “same universe” in the opposite universe?

Well, this being a guest blog: a Disclaimer: Nothing written here reflects mental health of the actual blogger. He has been kind enough to allow me a small space in his not (yet) so popular blog. He must hence be viewed with respect and not with contempt after reading this.

Or rather; Claimer: Everything written here reflects the mental health of the actual blogger. He has been cruel enough to disallow me a big space in his popular blog. He must be viewed with contempt and not with respect after reading this.

Getting a feeling! The blogger (or not so blogger) here is writing a blog where he is not supposed to write or better still , the not so blogger here is not writing a blog where he is supposed to write.

The school kids will go home for education and stay in school at nights. They will be punished like “Sit down on the bench”, or better still a teacher would punish by saying, “Take this cane and hit my hand”. Who knows, humans there or lets say aliens to us, might not look like us. They may have heart, kidney, outside their body, and their balls, eyes, inside theirs. They will puke when they are thirsty and drink litres of water when they are not. They might shit/fart with the mouth and spit eat with their asses. Well, these are physical hazards of the opposite universe.

Patients will treat doctors and plumbers would farm. Engineers will paint on the walls, painters will solve differential equations. Lawyers will polish shoes and beggars will be the kings of stock markets. Judges will be tried by the criminals.

People will listen to textbooks, read music, sing a dance and dance a guitar. In a courtroom (or a court garden), they will swear on the holy bible (or may be on an unholy toilet paper) that they will speak lies and only lies. Mental hospital will be a place where our patients treat the doctors where as a hospital will be a place where our patients treat mentally retarded doctors.

Or it will be a simple mirror universe like ours, with just the language as opposite, like in the claimer or the disclaimer above. Children will sing, don’t twinkle don’t twinkle big star, why the fuck I give where you are, down below the world so low, like a feaces in the sky. Johny johny no papa, shitting salt, yes papa, telling the truth, yes papa, put down your pants, hahahaha..The kids will start swearing when they are 3. A person who says please, sorry will be a social stigma. Rape will be called cuddling and cuddling will be called rape. People will hate sex. Normal peple will be called gays and gays will be looked down and called normal. Metallica will be psychedelic and Flute will be considered rock.

Physical, occupational, literal, behavioral difference one of them, either of them, all of them, none of them might be the opposite universe.

Ironically, “Half glass full or half glass empty?”, that’s the similarity I guess between the opposite universe and our universe. There it is “Half glass empty or half glass full”. It is creepy to find similarities in the opposite world, isn’t it?